Just checking in to let you know that your daily stress quota has expired, and I’ve just signed your release papers to head straight to the sheets. Turn off that GPS brain of yours and focus on what matters: drooling on the pillow and giving me your full attention tomorrow morning. Behave in your dreams—if I don’t show up in them, wake up and go back to sleep until I get there.
#funny good night#funny whatsapp message#good night joke#lighthearted bedtime text#humor for boyfriend#creative good night