I was just thinking that if we were a crime, I'd be the stupid plan and you'd be the one wiping the fingerprints so I don't get locked up. Thanks for not giving up on me even when I take three days to reply to a 'hi' or when I decide to start a hobby that lasts twenty minutes. You're the only human being with a patience quota left for me, and honestly, I have no idea where you keep so much in stock. 😂
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