I'm just letting you know that your departure has been approved by my personal HR department, but with some conditions. Who am I supposed to annoy now with five-minute voice notes complaining about absolutely nothing? You better send a sign of life, or I'm coming over there to drag you back by the ear. Go shine, but hurry back because I can't be the only 'sane' person in this family by myself.
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