Congrats on completing another trip around the sun without getting abducted by aliens or HR. Now that you're officially closer to retirement than graduation, the trick is to pretend your back pain is 'vintage charm' and your forgetfulness is 'mental minimalism.' I won't even ask you to be responsible because we both know better, so just enjoy the cake and try not to set off the smoke alarm with those candles.
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